Stickers? You know you want some...

Listen guys and gals it's real simple to get them but you do have to be a little smarter than your keyboard.
Follow these instructions exactly.

1. Get two envelopes

2. Put OUR address on the first one:

GIMMEE DERDER STICKERS

10343 Craftsman Way #206
San Diego CA 92127

3. Put YOUR address on the second one

4. Put a stamp on BOTH envelopes

5. Put the envelope with your address inside the envelope with our address
    - BUT DO NOT SEAL THE ONE WITH YOUR ADDRESS ON IT! We gotta put stickers in that one. . . . duh.

6. Mail it.

7. Pray that we actually send them. Just kidding we will.

If you do not follow these instructions correctly, we won’t send you stickers!

Questions?

1. I don’t know what a S.A.S.E. is.
2. I haven’t recieved my stickers yet, what is the hold-up?
3. I have a bad rash, will stickers fix this?